WTF for the Day: The Ninja Turtles Gets a Porn Parody with Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

by Fanboy SEO · Published May 7, 2016 · Updated May 7, 2016

Yes we kid you not, there now exists a porn parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles titled Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

OK, the subject matter is NSFW but we promise there’s nothing NSFW posted (because we don’t want to get in trouble too).

Read more about this weird thing after the jump.

The porn parody is produced by Wood Rocket and is directed by Lee Roy Mayers who we’d like to assume is a geek at heart, which is why we’re seeing these types of adult materials from Woodrocket.com.

And you have to give a slow clap for the effort they put in saving this porn parody from getting a Hollywood -style takedown.

From the radical dudes that made Strokémon and Game of Bones, comes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that will make you come out of your shell and reveal the secret of the ooze. WoodRocket presents Leonhardo, Raphallus, Dongatello, and Michelangeblow, the Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody is one of the wildest and greenest adult cinema spoofs of all time and it is now available to watch for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com!

“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990’s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That’s the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.” says director, Lee Roy Myers.

Starring April O’Neil and Chad Alva, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter, April O’Neil, and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang, the Footjob Clan. Things are about to get dangerous and sexy and covered in radioactive-goo!

For starters the turtles’ names have been changed. We’ve got Dongatello, Raphallus and Michaelangeblow. Splinter becomes Master Sphincter…

It doesn’t end there; between the sex jokes like how Rocksteady and Bebop aren’t available because they were “horny”, other characters get their names humorously changed. Shredder is now Spreader and is a woman…

And the best and smartest thing they did in this parody, naming the character Casey Jones as Casey Bones.

That in itself is a winner.

But wait, the biggest thing they’ve done is actually getting the porn star April O’Neil to play the character April O’Neil. She’s pretty much playing herself here… to some extent anyway…