Wanna feel like Connor from Assassin’s Creed 3 without having to cosplay him and while staying at home? Why not get the Assassin’s Creed III hoodie or bathrobe from Insert Coin

As soon as I get my paycheck from work, I’m going to order this online and shipping be damned I’m going to look cool wearing this. 
Oh and while waiting, I might as well fashion a rope dart for good measure.